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Re:Rejection
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Dear Ms. Cruise:
Thank you for your letter of June 14. After careful consideration I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer
me employment with your firm. This year I have been particularly
fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters.
With such a varied and promising field of corporate candidates
it is impossible for me to accept all refusals for employment.
Despite your company's outstanding qualifications and previous
experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does
not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate
employment with your firm immediately following graduation.
I look forward to seeing you then.
Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.
Sincerely,
Matthew Grant
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A guy walks into the human resources department of a large
company and hands the executive his application. The executive
begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has
been fired from every job he has ever held.
"I must say," says the executive, "your work history is terrible.
You've been fired from every job." "Yes," says the man. "Well,"
continues the executive, "there's not much positive in that."
"Hey!" says the guy as he pokes the application.
"At least I'm not a quitter.
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