You know you work in IT Industry if...

humourous reflections

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       You know you work in IT Industry if ...
       humourous reflections
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   1. You've sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three
      different companies.
   
   2. Your company's welcome sign is attached with Velcro.
 
   3. The company's stockprice is keep going down and your CEO keep on telling
      that its expected and good for the company.
   
   4. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
   
   5. Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your
      best jokes.
   
   6. You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.
   
   7. Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than
      all the Third World countries' annual budgets combined.
   
   8. You think lunch is just a meeting to which you drive.
   
   9. It's dark when you drive to and from work.
   
   10. You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor.
   
   11. Free food left over from meetings is your main staple.
   
   12. Weekends are those days your spouse makes you stay home.
   
   13. Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the
       hospital.
   
   14. You're already late on the assignment you just got.
   
   15. You work 200 hours for the $100 bonus check and jubilantly
       say "Oh wow, thanks!"
 
   16. Instead of payraise, you get new title and businesscard:
       "You are now Senior Content Implementation Consideration Programmer"
       "Thanks!"
 
   17. Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube.
   
   18. Your boss' favorite lines are "when you get a few minutes,"
       "in your spare time," "when you're freed up," and "I have an 
       opportunity for you."
   
   19. Vacation is something you roll over to next year or a check you 
       get every January.
   
   20. Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with
       computers."
   
   21. The only reason you recognize your kids is because their 
       pictures are hanging in your cube.
   
   22. You read this entire list, understood it and added two more true statements
       to this list before forwarding it to all your friends
       (which accidently are the same as your businesscontacts).
 
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